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Fart Gadgets for Laughs and Other Thoughts on Farting

The most famous fart gadget is the whopper cushion which is a rubber bladder that is designed to sound just like a fart if buried under a cushion on an easy chair. The victim of the gag sits down completely unaware of the stunt about to be pulled upon them while a fully inflated whoopee cushion rests in place beneath them.

This fart gadget has been around and for sell for probably 100 years, but it always raises a laugh with young people.

Another great fart gadget allows you press a remote button and set off one of 15 different fart sounds from up to 100 feet away!

This is the greatest gag gift ever made - just hide the 3" battery powered speaker on or near the vicinity of someone, press the remote button that is small enough to keep in your pocket, and watch the embarrassment begin! Press the remote button and set off one of 15 different fart sounds!

The gag works like this, simply hide the little speaker, then from up to 100 feet away, press the included remote, and the hidden speaker lets out one of 15 disgusting fart sounds.

Gassy food is frequently eaten and junk food can be particularly so. Some people are able to absorb and tolerate the gas they produce better than others. Gas released mostly has a foul odor which mainly results from butyric acid (rancid butter smell) and sulfur compounds such as hydrogen sulfide (rotten egg smell) and carbon disulfide that are the result of protein breakdown.

A fart is unfairly considered a sign of indigestion and disease (A misconception. Perfectly normal bodies routinely pass wind, even when not suffering from indigestion. ), the sound of a fart is reminiscent of shitting (which is distasteful to most people), and the fart may be smelly, which, especially in close quarters, is quite distressing and distasteful for almost everybody.

How To Thoroughly Enjoy Learning Japanese Plus 10 Useful Japanese Grammar Principles

I am going to put here some very useful Japanese grammar that will hopefully benefit your Japanese language learning. These grammar principles are commonly used in everyday Japanese conversation. 10 principles are henceforth and coming below that may help you towards better Japanese. In the old days, when grammar-translation methods of teaching a foreign language were king, my JPPGG would have been called a substitution drills. I prefer to call this way of studying Japanese JPPGGi or Japanese Plug and Play Ghetto Grammar. The idea behind JPPGGi is while you are learning your vocabulary (nouns, verbs, adjectives, expressions, salutations, adverbs, particles etc. ) the grammar won't be holding you back. Once you learn a grammar principle you simply continue to plug in more and more learned vocabulary. It's a lot of fun too. I always use the word for, "to fart", and it makes the learning of Japanese fun. I mean the word,"to go" is fun and all, but the verb to burp or fart makes sentences come alive and all the tediousness of second language learning disappears, like magic. Honest Joe! I'll laugh and laugh about the new constructions I've made. But seriously, I would do whatever it takes to improve my Japanese skills and using JPPGGi in this un-orthodox way seems to have certainly helped me. I know boast a vocabulary of over 7000 words using my JPPGG method. So wherever you are at in your Japanese studies, just keep plugging and playing your way to a healthy and stout Japanese mouth. God luck! Now below I am going to show you 10 Japanese grammar principles that all use a form of verbs commonly called base III verbs. If you aren't familiar with the term, base III verbs are verbs in their pure dictionary form. Un-adulterated pure words in the form of an action word, or predicate, which are taken straight from any old Wa-Ei (Japanese to English) or Ei-Wa (English to Japanese) dictionary. Also called plain form verbs, base III verbs always ends by itself or in some sort of u vowel ending syllable cluster like, u, ku, gu, su, zu, tsu, tzu, bu, fu, mu, nu, yu, etc. Feel free to plug any verb that you are fond of into these JPPGGi constructions. Using off the wall verbs like skate boarding, surfing, frying, laying, squatting, will help you retain the essential Japanese grammar longer over time in your long term memory. In this way your vocabulary will have time to develop without being stagnated by your grammar ability (if that made any sense). I guarantee that you will not only have a blast making sentences and learning Japanese in this way, but you will also remember your vocabulary words clearer, faster, and retaining them longer. Don't feel obligated to use common verbs

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Top 5 Most Hilarious iPhone Apps

With the popularity of the iPhone, you're probably aware of all of the useful applications it boasts, but did you know that there are some very funny apps as well From the internet famed Lolcats to hilarious sound simulators, there is something to tickle even the most dour of users. You can has entertainment! By now, most people have had a giggle at the hilariously captioned photos of adorable kitties on the internet. This funny iPhone app allows you to choose from the spectacularly funny sites such as Totally Looks Like, I Can Has A Cheeseburger (The original Lolcats site), ROFLrazzi, Failblog, Pundit Kitchen, I Has a Hot Dog, Engrish Fun, and Graph Jam, and you can save the funny photos to your iPhone and send them to a friend. With so much funny to choose from this is easily the number one pick for the best iPhone app. Number two in the list of best iPhone apps has had some mixed reviews fart noises. The crass humor leaves some a little winded, (Pardon the pun) and others a bit disgusted. The ominously named app iFart is, well, exactly what it sounds like. With a slight shake of your phone, you've got the most sophisticated hand held fart machine known to man. Better yet, with the iFart remote, you can send the sound to another iPhone user's phone and cause a rather embarrassing noise to play when opened. The only problem with the iFart application is you may not be able to easily find it, anymore. A similar application, the Pull My Finger app was rejected from the iTunes store for being limited utility to the Broad iPhone and touch community making this app also, a hard to find must have for the more windier, excuse me, ground breaking user. The Moo Box, an iPhone app that shows photos of animals with the corresponding sound, directly on your iPhone gives kids a giggle. Tame and the cleanest of humor, this cute app has children everywhere singing "Old MacDonald" in a modern way with every photo. This is the number three best iPhone app because, if you have ever been stuck in a waiting room with a bored child, you know the usefulness of having something that can entertain them during the wait. There is nothing funny about a bored kid in a waiting room, so this app, while not nearly as amusing to parents and others nearby, is a useful and funny application to get for the kiddos in your life. Have you ever seen a photo or poster defaced with a funny Groucho mustache Thought about doing that to a friend's photo just for a giggle The number four funniest iPhone app will help you to do just that, and then send it to them. The Cartoonizeme app allows users to add cartoon features to existing photos. With everything from hats to googly eyeballs, you can play a high tech game of paper dolls with anyone you have a photo of on your iPhone. While not one of the best iPhone apps out there, this app provides a giggle or two when you are on the go, a giggle which you can pass along. Lastly, the iLaugh application is a funny iPhone app, because, well, it tells a new joke every time you open the application. Reviews have said that this app does not duplicate jokes or throw old stinkers your way, but refreshes with a new joke, every time, making it easy to grab a quick laugh whenever you may need to break the silence of a situation or you just want a little laugh.